Cupids Dating Blog

My Best Friend's Sweet Lesbian Lover

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 02:07:00 -0500

My best friend is 6'0" tall and blessed with a large chest. She's got shoulder-length blonde hair, dazzling blue eyes and warm smile that could melt your heart. Tack on an hourglass figure, amazing sense of humor and a great personality and you get one gorgeous gal who's beautiful both on the inside and on the outside. So why aren't I dating her myself, you ask? That's because being a guy, great as I am, doesn't exactly appeal to a sweet lesbian like her. That or how I'm a total cheapskate (probably both).

Anybody Want To Date My Shy Black Friend?

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 02:54:10 -0500

Are there any women out there who would be interested in dating my shy black friend? He's 6'2", a little on the bashful side, very generous and loves to share a good laugh with people. I've known him since my early college days and, after many gym class showers, I can safely say that certain stereotypes are based on fact.

The Sexy Hot Girl Who Stole My Heart

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 02:35:32 -0500

Let me tell you about the sexy hot girl who stole my heart. I met her on a dating personals site a while back and it was love at first sight. Her photo was elegant and gorgeous, her bio was witty and showed we had a lot in common and her PMs really told me we'd hit it off if we ever met in person. And then, lucky me, the moment came where we did go on a date.

The Adventures Of Sexy Guy And Plain Jane

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 02:19:33 -0500

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's sexy guy! He's faster than a speeding bullet when it comes to getting chicks off sex personals sites and into his bedroom, more powerful than a locomotive (at least, that's what she said) and able to mount tall women in a single bound!

The Loving Intentions Of A Rich Person

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 02:54:35 -0500

A few months ago, one of my exes shocked me by trying to get "closure" from our break up. I told her I had no idea how to help her, because she was the one who dumped me. At first, I thought she was using this as an excuse to have angry ex-sex or something, but it turned out she wanted to explain she had met someone on a wealthy personals site and was ashamed of how she dumped me simply for not being a rich person. Ouch. I think I'd rather she wanted the angry sex.

Going Gaga Over Single Parent Date Sites

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:28:04 -0500

Being an evil jerk and not having a rugrat of my own, yet, whenever I'm around my friend and his adorably cute, little angel, I like to do exactly two things. The first is to give her lots and lots of sugary snacks, while the second is to remind him that I never have to change any diapers. So after giving his daughter a lollipop three sizes bigger than her head, I asked how he managed to handle things on his own. He answered that thanks to all the single parent date sites he'd joined, he was usually too busy to remember what it's like to raise a tyke by himself. Naturally, I asked if dating sites for single parents were covered in upchuck stains and had shrill screams as the page's background music.

A Lovely Tale Of Romance In The Rain

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:01:52 -0500

Walking to work one day, my coworker and I got royally soaked. I told her I liked the rain. When she looked at me like I was twit, I shouted "DID YOU NEVER EXPERIENCE ROMANCE IN THE RAIN BEFORE?" She still couldn't hear me over the torrential downpour, so we rushed inside a coffee shop to wait it out a bit. Inside, I told her about a couple of people I met on dating sites where our first dates were during heavy rainfall.

My Buddy's Explosive Military Woman

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:22:16 -0500

After a three-year stint in "Iraqistan," my buddy wanted to stop making war and start making love. When I asked why the sudden 180 turnabout, he sat me down, clasped his hands on my shoulders and said "Brian, if you make one more stupid war pun, I'm going to smack you." Having not been through boot camp training since my days in fat camp, I figured it was a good idea to shut up and listen to what he had to say about his new military attache. When asked if he met her on tour, he replied that he instead found her on a military dating site. Apparently, she was a military woman with a wicked sense of humor.

Finding Love Through An Older Dating Service

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:57:49 -0500

When my friend told me he had joined a couple of senior dating sites, I was a little skeptical about how much luck he'd have finding someone his own age. I immediately pictured my sweet, little Nana, who is so technologically impaired that she thinks my job consists of "tapping on the computer boards, making the Internets." Just how many people would be able to use a computer and navigate the Internet, let alone be willing to take advantage of an older dating service?

Want To Improve Your French Kissing Techniques? Apply Now!

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:46:53 -0500

You know how a ton of sex dating sites have you give yourself some sort of catchy title in order to get other users to check out your profile? Well, for longer than I'm confident enough to admit to, I hadn't been able to get any casual sex. This was while using some boring self-descriptive phrasing as my bio's hook, so since I was craving the feel of a woman's tongue in my mouth, I figured I'd try being more blunt. I made some joke about wanting to improve my french kissing techniques and, to my surprise, immediately scored messages from about a dozen beautiful babes. I guess this gives weight to the idea that confidence is a major turn-on for chicks, because after juggling all the replies, I quickly ended up with a handful of dates scheduled over the next week.

Dating Differences Between Rich And Poor People

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:26:16 -0500

I've met tons of people through various dating sites, but never do I feel so out of place as when visiting sites designed to let you meet wealthy people. Maybe it's a mix of humility and arrogance. Humility being "what's a cheap bum with a less-than-stellar credit rating doing on a site for financially successful people?" and arrogance more along the lines of "I bet I could nab a rich broad who's slumming it." Another thing that puts me in a state of unease is that there are often different mentalities between rich and poor people.

Always Be Honest When Bringing Two Spanish Angels On The Same Date

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:10:47 -0500

Once upon a time, I was a fool. Not a fool in love, like in the classic romantic ballad, so much as a disorganized, moronic idiot. Now we've all had complete scatterbrain moments once or twice in our lifetimes (or in my case, once or twice a day), but I don't think I was ever as stupid as when I arranged a date with not one, but two different spanish angels. In classic sitcom fashion, I even scheduled them at the same time in the same restaurant. I've been way too embarrassed to even look at a Latin dating site ever since.

Dating Need Not Be Tough For Shy Large Guys

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 02:03:50 -0500

Back in college, I believe I could count the number of one-night stands I had on just one finger. Even then, seeing how unsatisfied she was when she left, I think it's fair to discount some of the knuckles. While I'm proud to say I didn't fall into the typical barbaric attitudes most guys adopt when experiencing college life, I must admit that's only because I was a shy large guy who didn't think he'd get to seriously snag any frisky coeds. Luckily for me, I was able to meet quality women on BBW dating sites.

Why Asian Honey Is The Sweetest Of Them All

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 02:06:00 -0500

I like to consider myself a gentleman who neither brags about his conquests nor picks favorites when it comes to ethnicity. This is because part of me considers the former to be crass, while the latter may sound just a touch prejudiced. Ladies and gents: I am an equal-opportunity lover who never kisses and tells. However, I am ashamed to admit that when it comes to Asian honey, I find the tactless oaf within me wakes up with fervor, which is why I often peruse through the Asian Dating sites.

Why I Pine For Beautiful Religious Women

Wed, 26 May 2010 02:09:04 -0500

A lot of the time, I'll hear friends, both male and female, warning me to stay away from beautiful religious women. They'll say "these gals are only married to God" and will therefore never put me or my needs first. Some see this as a real relationship breaker, but I tend to view that spiritual dedication as a testament to their sense of character and self-worth. It takes real strength to firmly stand by one's beliefs these days, so I know when I find someone applying that resolve to their faith, they'll also be powerful lovers for me, both in body and in soul. It's for that reason that I often find myself checking out Christian dating sites.