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July 28, 2010
Going Gaga Over Single Parent Date Sites
Being an evil jerk and not having a rugrat of my own, yet, whenever I'm around my friend and his adorably cute, little angel, I like to do exactly two things. The first is to give her lots and lots of sugary snacks, while the second is to remind him that I never have to change any diapers. So after giving his daughter a lollipop three sizes bigger than her head, I asked how he managed to handle things on his own. He answered that thanks to all the single parent date sites he'd joined, he was usually too busy to remember what it's like to raise a tyke by himself. Naturally, I asked if dating sites for single parents were covered in upchuck stains and had shrill screams as the page's background music.
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July 19, 2010
A Lovely Tale Of Romance In The Rain
Walking to work one day, my coworker and I got royally soaked. I told her I liked the rain. When she looked at me like I was twit, I shouted "DID YOU NEVER EXPERIENCE ROMANCE IN THE RAIN BEFORE?" She still couldn't hear me over the torrential downpour, so we rushed inside a coffee shop to wait it out a bit. Inside, I told her about a couple of people I met on dating sites where our first dates were during heavy rainfall.
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July 14, 2010
My Buddy's Explosive Military Woman
After a three-year stint in "Iraqistan," my buddy wanted to stop making war and start making love. When I asked why the sudden 180 turnabout, he sat me down, clasped his hands on my shoulders and said "Brian, if you make one more stupid war pun, I'm going to smack you." Having not been through boot camp training since my days in fat camp, I figured it was a good idea to shut up and listen to what he had to say about his new military attache. When asked if he met her on tour, he replied that he instead found her on a military dating site. Apparently, she was a military woman with a wicked sense of humor.
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July 7, 2010
Finding Love Through An Older Dating Service
When my friend told me he had joined a couple of senior dating sites, I was a little skeptical about how much luck he'd have finding someone his own age. I immediately pictured my sweet, little Nana, who is so technologically impaired that she thinks my job consists of "tapping on the computer boards, making the Internets." Just how many people would be able to use a computer and navigate the Internet, let alone be willing to take advantage of an older dating service?
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