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February 29, 2012
Big Man On Campus And In Bed
I have a friend who finally went back to finish her degree. Since she's got adult needs but no time for a relationship, she spends her free time scoping out hunks on online sex hookups or works the study-related stress out of her system by hitting up the campus gym. The result of the latter is that she has a killer body, so she never has problems meeting her ideal version of a big man (meaning both muscular and well-endowed) on those sites.
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February 22, 2012
I'm Going To Become A Rich Old Man Even If It Kills Me!
I got a raise a couple of months ago, but it wasn't anywhere near what I was expecting (which, admittedly, is always lower than one actually hopes for). This put me down in the dumps on account of how I couldn't afford take women to the more fancier establishments in my city. If a run-down burger joint is called "The Five Stars Diner," does it count as a fancy restaurant? Because until I finally become a rich old man, then it's starting to look like anybody I meet on the affluent dating sites will be taken there for dinner.
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February 15, 2012
Maybe I'm The One Who Needs Advice On How To Romance A Woman
I find it funny when a friend of mine asks me how to romance a woman. It's especially funny when they do so for Valentine's Day. You know what I did yesterday? It involved eating lots of chocolate. Oh, and I'm not talking about heart-shaped ones from a long-term girlfriend, either. I'm talking leftover Santas and snowmen from Christmas. Why was I alone? Because I'm single, people! You wouldn't get as many personal blog posts about all the women I meet if I were in a serious, ongoing relationship. Unless I hit up some online matchmaking services, I'm likely not meeting anybody who I would call a flame.
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February 8, 2012
Stay Away From My Workout Partners You Arab Muscle Men!
Thanks to having a workout buddy to go with, I bit the bullet and finally got a gym membership. I'll freely admit that I was pathetic in the amount of weights I was lifting and the amount (or lack thereof) of high-intensity cardio I could handle before having to cut back. The reason I'm ok admitting this is because I've been doing some solo sessions in the evenings so that I could catch up to that workout buddy's level. However, my gym is filled with Arab muscle men who bogard all of the exercise machines and also all of the women. Seriously guys, can't you please just keep to the athletic dating sites until I'm in some better shape?
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February 1, 2012
Muslim Doctor Seeks Muslim, Cute, On Muslim Site
I've got a mutual friend who is feeling like nobody dates him for him. In a post-9/11 world, he's come across plenty of people who either ostracize him for being a Muslim or even flat-out call him a terrorist. Things have gotten better over the years, but since then, he completed his medical degree. Nowadays, everybody respects him, but he fears that the people he meets are only treating him with respect because of his status as a successful medical practitioner. This has caused him to start using Muslim dating sites, where he hopes to find a Muslim, cute woman.
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