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February 27, 2009

A Sexy Beautiful Girl With A Sense Of Adventure Or Lars And The Real Girl-on-Girl

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Lars And The Real Girl-On-Girl!You'd be amazed at the amount and range of random promotional items I get sent as a dating blogger. Everything from passes to romantic comedies, memberships to dating sites and even the odd cream I'm supposed to do god-knows-what with gets put on my desk. Nothing, though, could have prepared me for what was sent to me last week. I was sent a sexy beautiful girl! I'm talking the type that you'd see as the model advertising sex dating sites, except, that is, for one major difference: she wasn't real, she was a love doll.

As someone who had never attempted to have even a sim date in Second Life, this was well beyond anything I had ever expected to acquire. She didn't even fit in my car, which meant I'd have to take her home on the subway. You can't imagine the looks I got from my fellow passengers, including one actual sexy beautiful girl. I could tell she was staring at me and just knew that she was painting a big L on my forehead in her mind. After what seemed like the longest trip home I had ever endured, I was finally able to put my unwanted new toy in the closet and start preparing for the blind date I had arranged online a few nights ago.

I walked into the restaurant where I was supposed to meet her. As I approached the third booth from the back, the designated spot for our encounter, I was horrified to see the same sexy beautiful girl, who had been staring at me on the subway sitting there patiently waiting for her blind date to arrive. Our eyes met and there was instant recognition. We didn't talk about our encounter earlier that day for the entire meal, which I thought was nice of her. After the check was paid, I prepared myself to walk home alone when, to my utter surprise, she asked if I would invite her over for a nightcap.

To make a long story short, it turns out that she was bisexual and had always been intrigued by female love dolls and how realistic they could be. She had been imagining an L on my forehead, but it wasn't for loser, but rather potential lover. I got to spend the night with two sexy hot babes, one real, one fake. I guess you could say I was Lars and the real girl-on-girl.

Posted by Dylan at February 27, 2009 2:22 AM

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