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June 14, 2010
Always Be Honest When Bringing Two Spanish Angels On The Same Date
Once upon a time, I was a fool. Not a fool in love, like in the classic romantic ballad, so much as a disorganized, moronic idiot. Now we've all had complete scatterbrain moments once or twice in our lifetimes (or in my case, once or twice a day), but I don't think I was ever as stupid as when I arranged a date with not one, but two different spanish angels. In classic sitcom fashion, I even scheduled them at the same time in the same restaurant. I've been way too embarrassed to even look at a Latin dating site ever since.
It all started when I was going through a Korean BBQ craze. I had stumbled upon a great restaurant and decided to meet up with one of my spanish angels, Clara, to show her what was so amazing about it. We had such a blast that we decided to go back there the next time we went out. She later ended up having to reschedule, so I went on the dating site and invited another beautiful Latin girl named Maria to meet me there instead. Maria messaged me back, letting me know the next time she was available was Saturday at 7:00pm.
Fun fact: Saturday at 7:00pm was exactly when I was supposed to meet Clara for some Bulgogi. I realized this upon walking in and seeing the two spanish angels sitting at adjacent tables. While we were still very early on in our relationships (and thus would be considered me dating instead of me cheating), I worried they'd think I was some sort of player if I explained the truth about my folly. As a result, I approached both and tried to make it seem like I intended to organize a hangout with a bunch of friends instead of two different dates. I even lied, saying my other buddy had to cancel because he was swamped with work.
At first I managed to successfully convince both that neither was my girlfriend nor the other a spanish mistress. This lasted about twenty seconds, until Maria said she didn't want to stay because she was under the impression I contacted her on the site for a real date. Hearing this led Clara to assume I was attempting to organize a threesome, which gravely offended both of them. All you can eat side dishes meant I walked out covered in sticky rice.
Posted by brian at June 14, 2010 1:10 PM
