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September 7, 2011
Any Rich Foreign Women Seeking American Men Out There?
Like most Fridays that don't find me on a date, I tend to drink at a bar and complain about how sneaky the politicians are, how badly I need to get back to the gym and/or how I wish I got paid more. Not too long ago, when I last complained about the latter, a buddy of mine told me that I should date one of those rich foreign women seeking American men found all the time on affluent dating sites. I knew he was joking, but being tipsy at the time, it made sense to me. What followed next was quite the adventure.
I immediately rushed home and took some photos of myself to use for profile images. Thankfully, I passed out before I had the chance to upload them. Nothing says rich and sexy like a beer-stained T-shirt with a picture of Superman on it. Am I right, ladies? Anyway, looking at the pic reminded me of just how badly I wanted to meet one of those rich foreign women seeking American men the night prior, so I figured what the heck and made a serious profile.
The result took me off guard. Within a week, I met one of those rich foreign women seeking American men. Well, Canadian men, in my case. I wasn't really expecting things to work out since I'm neither from the United States nor am I a rich business man. Nevertheless, this lovely woman from London wanted to meet up.
I was worried that I might be a little out of element, but luckily she wanted to meet somewhere casual. It was still a sit-down dinner, but we went to an indie music performance, so it was held at a local bistro. She said she found my blunt honesty surprisingly appealing. Usually whenever she met someone like that, she explained that it was solely because they wanted to spend hours on end bragging about their investment portfolios or some other business conquest.
Since she was looking for someone who liked the luxuries of being financially well off, but didn't like discussing business ventures outside of the office, she found that I was a nice change of pace. I was also able to show her our North American customs, which she really had fun experiencing. She even paid for everything, which is a nice change of pace for me.
So what's the moral this week? None! I just like being pampered, so I'm bragging shamelessly. Ladies: treat your men for once! And guys, it's apparently ok in Karma's book to be selfish from time to time, but I still recommend being so in moderation only.
Posted by brian at September 7, 2011 2:08 AM
