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January 25, 2012
Being The Wingman For A Spanish Man

Last week officially marked the end of an era. My buddy decided he no longer needs me as his wingman whenever we go to a bar, because he's decided to start checking out Hispanic dating sites. This guy is a real "Rico Suave," as they say, so it's not like he really ever needed me to begin with. There just seems to be something about this Spanish man that seemed to practically teleport barflies into his bed. With this in mind, I found it quite curious that he wanted to try online dating, instead.
Knowing what I do now, I officially hate the Spanish man. Well, not really, but it is aggravating. He says the main reason he wants to go with online dating is that he can never meet a genuine Spanish sweety in person. Like I already mentioned, all women immediately fawn all over him upon sight, so he can never tell who wants him for his looks and money and who wants to get to know him on a more personal level.
It's kind of weird. He literally picked up all kinds of gorgeous women. Exotic ebony babes, white women with milky skin and Spanish dream girls practically lined up around the corner for the chance to meet him. Now he's after the online chase. You'd think his profile pic would give him the same problem (which is a problem I and many other men actually want), but he managed to find one that's not so flattering. Actually, it still kind of is, but it takes his sexy Spanish man looks down a notch to "only slightly above average-looking."
He left the income field blank on his profile, so right now, all of the women he's met are only interested in his hobbies and personality. He's even gone on a couple of dates, all of which have turned out rather well. I considered trying the same, meaning I'd put a slightly less flattering photo of myself on dating sites, but unfortunately, my good photos don't always attract a ton of women.
Anyway, these days I'm still the guy's wingman, but not in a dating sense. His vice is that he's a bit of a gamer, so whenever he's playing a space fighter or airplane simulator, I'm playing the role of the co-fighter pilot in a much more literal sense. He doesn't have an actual wingman when flying his private jet. That's right. He's got a private jet. Now do you see why I want his dating problems?
Posted by brian at January 25, 2012 2:33 AM
