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November 9, 2006
Britney and The K-Fed Crumble
Thankfully, it’s over. This was a disaster to begin with. It seems that nobody liked him from the start. We would have been happier to see her with the guy she first married, Jason Allen Alexander–that dude she went to school with that she married at the Little White Chapel in Vegas for a few days, years ago. But she chose to shack up with Kevin Federline, a backup dancer from seemingly the backwoods. Then, two years, one month and one day from her official wedding day, the Queen of New Pop has filed to D-vorce K-Fed.
I was always taught growing up that you are your friends. Although this isn’t a blanket statement that can apply to all, there is certainly some truth in it. However, if it was to apply to anyone, it should apply to your best friend: the one you marry. I just popped on over to Kevin Federlines website—don’t worry, I won’t do you the injustice of linking to it. After turning off his crap tracks, I was faced with a photo of him, sitting at a poker table, unshaven, holding a deck of cards, with a cigarette burning in an ashtray to his right and a glass of flaming liquor on the left. This was the image he was trying to portray at the time of the demise of their relationship. Britney, how could you ever let go of such a catch?
Yet if we are to believe that who you love is who you are, then it might as well be Britney sitting there, looking like the poster child for ghetto life. Yes, everything she touches seems to turn to gold, but this marriage certainly didn’t. Britney, if you’re out there, could you touch our dating site reviews? I’m not sure you’re on a winning streak at the moment, but let’s just say this seems to be your first step in the right direction in a long time. And the greatest thing is that you’ve taken it on behalf of love…
Posted by CupidsReviews Doug at November 9, 2006 10:56 AM
