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August 18, 2005
Catching a Tan - Bad Advice?
I have a tan. It’s a magical tan that has lasted ten years. When I was 18, I discovered the magic of tanning beds. It started during my party years when I raved all weekend and continued the party on all week. These all-night funfests led to days spent in bed away from the sun. But when on the dance floor in the middle of the night, be it in a dilapidated warehouse or some dingy club, there were always these other party people who looked like they had just arrived from Cali.
In most cases they were just strippers who had the system figured out. The solution, of course, involved tanning beds! Now beds are bad for your skin and bring on wrinkles and blah, blah, blah! Assuming you can get around the whole “death and destruction” argument, the benefits to tanning are many. First, the rays are known to give you a rush and you feel great after. Not only do you feel great, but now you look great, too! I’m not talking about those that looked like over-cooked turkeys. If you look anything like the girl in the picture, you’ve gone too far! There’s a middle ground here and if you want that little extra edge when out on a date, it’s the ground you should stake out. I’ve never willingly given bad advice before so this is a first. Tan it up as that sun-kissed, golden bronze beach bum look can go a long way when it comes to first impressions.
Posted by CupidsReviews Doug at August 18, 2005 12:40 PM
