Cupids Dating Blog

I have already been on two dates with her and we instantly hit it off. She's smart, funny and has a wicked personality. For example, she pretended to teach me a new sign by flashing me her middle finger. Crude, but I love it! Besides all that, this chick is one serious deaf hottie. She's totally voluptuous, shows just a bit of cleavage with everything she wears and looks oh-so very tasty in a pair of tight blue jeans.

Needless to say, I've been having a hard time keeping my drool in check. I've also been struggling to keep my paws off her and I think she knows it, because this deaf tease likes to drive me wild. For example, she loves to dance all raunchy when we hit the clubs so that everybody knows she's the hottest, wildest chick there. It's all crotch grinding and hand-on-bum fun, but that's as far as she's willing to take things for dates one and two.

Another thing that drove me wild was the way she liked to get really up close and personal in the back of the cab. To call it cuddling would make actual snuggle-time seem really X-rated, but she just managed to keep her lips micrometers (actual unit of measurement, by the way) away from mine. The way she guaranteed that I felt her weight, hot breath and the bridge of her nose against my body made me melt completely.

So why do I put up with this deaf tease? Because deaf love is the best love! Or so I've heard. The gentleman in me is trying hard not to admit that I'm hoping she adheres to the "three-date rule." Meanwhile, the scud bucket in me would like to point out that the gentleman in me just failed to do so.

If she doesn't, I'll likely still go out with her again. She's wicked fun and drives me crazy. And even if she is nothing but a deaf tease, there's something else I have to admit. She's so fun, hot and charismatic to be around that even if this is nothing but a game of cat and mouse to her, I'll gladly play the role of the rodent for her.