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April 13, 2011
Geeks Make For The Best Mature Babes
Hey gang! I know it's been a while since my last post, but now I'm back and I'm ready to tell you all about my recent endeavors! I dated one of the best mature babes ever, like the kind you'd normally meet on dating sites for seniors.
It all started with a total geek out. We're talking hundreds of dollars spent on comic books, DVDs and T-shirts referencing video games. Naturally, I was a very happy man because of all my newfound treasures. The woman I was dating at the time, however, was not very impressed.
She had suggested going shopping at a mall for our second date, so I don't know why she thought I was wasting my money on "embarrassing things." What the heck is embarrassing about buying the complete Lord Of The Rings trilogy for $7.99? That's called "thrifty," dagnabbit! Anyway, she was so unimpressed that she walked out on me before the end of the date. Her loss, right?
I went to the food court to do what geeks do whenever we get dumped: drink lots of Blood Wine (an actual red wine cashing in on a fictional Star Trek drink). It was at this theme bar where I met one of the best mature babes of my life. She had met some mature guy online who had dumped her mid-date for being a geek, too. This is not a trend I'm finding very nice, ladies and gents!
Anyway, we chatted for hours, so I joined that same dating site just so I could message her again. That may sound creepy as all heck, but she found it endearing (lucky for me!). She was also impressed by my T-shirt purchases, so when we went on our first real date together, my newfound senior beauty dazzled me by wearing one herself.
On it was a picture of a redrawn poster for the Back To The Future movie, only instead of the title and Marty McFly, it read the title to the video game called "A Link To The Past" and had the main character stepping out of the Delorian. Be still, my geeky heart!
Suffice to say, there was a second date. There was also a third date, fourth and fifth. That's all in the first week, too, which was why I was too busy to leave any blog posts. I hope you can all forgive me for falling behind. I also hope you forgive any future blogging trends that may appear, because if all senior women are like her, I think I'll be dating only the best mature babes for a little while.
Posted by brian at April 13, 2011 2:07 AM
