Cupids Dating Blog

As I approached, I noticed that the lineup stretched around the corner. I started walking to the back of the line when I heard someone call out my name. I turned around to see an old buddy of mine who happened to be the bouncer. A full five minutes later, I was inside with my coat already checked and my hopes already high. It was like a scene out of one of those hot girls gone wild videos. There were gorgeous women everywhere and I was one of the few guys in the place. I turned to my left and saw some hot cute blonde babe staring at me. I turned to my right and there was a sexy black girl giving me the eye.

This was almost too much to handle, but remarkably, I was able to keep my cool and smooth-talk both of them. They hadn't even met each other before, but they were perfectly comfortable talking with me at the same time. Then, for some stupid reason, I told them I had to work early tomorrow and needed to get home. To my surprise, they both suggested that they accompany me.

So there I was, taking two hot cute girls home at the same time. As we approached the door to my pad, I pulled out my keys and dropped them, which seemed like a bad omen and a bad move, but that was nothing compared to the truly unfortunate thing that happened next: I woke up.

I was sitting on my couch and the TV was still on, playing an infomercial for some cream that was supposed to make you irresistible to women. Oh well, at least I was getting a good night's rest.