Cupids Dating Blog

I read the news in the morning. A recent BBC headline caught my eye because it read "Fire Crew Aid In Penis Operation." Personally, I think this might be one of the best headlines of all time. The report is pretty vague, but apparently a middle-aged man showed up at a hospital in Manchester with a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis and the doctors called in the fire crew to cut it off to avoid having to amputate.

I can only imagine this man's embarrassment as the fire crew went to work, but I started wondering what was going through this man's head. I can't imagine the circumstances in which a person accidentally gets his member caught in a metal ring, so I think it's fair to assume something kinky was going on.

Now, I realizes that when many people use dating services for sex, they may well be after something a little more exciting than usual. More power to them, I say. Personally, I'm not quite as adventurous as the guy in the news article.

However, the article doesn't report an unspeakably embarrassed woman involved in this accident. I'm being a little creative with the news here, but I suspect this was some guy who, having let the tension build up because he was too proud to consider dating for sex, got himself into a bit of trouble exploring creative ways to relieve the tension.

I suspect, somehow, that if hot sexy babes were part of this guy's regular lifestyle, he probably wouldn't have ended up in the hospital with the local fire officials wielding grinders.