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January 4, 2011
I Hate Falling For Hot Gay Babes
I was sitting at a coffee shop the other day and decided to work on my New Year's resolution to be more confident when it comes to approaching women I've never met before. Only two tables away from me was the lovely Anna sitting with a really hot blonde. I gathered my courage and walked right up to them. Good on me, right? Little did I know that these women were hot gay babes on a date after meeting on a lesbian dating site.
I tried to play it off as cool, but deep down I was kicking myself. I didn't want to cause a further scene, so I asked if I could join them. The pair of hot gay babes invited me to sit down and I asked how they knew the other was worth checking out. They said each other's profiles caught their eyes. How did I not clue into that right away? What else would they have been looking at on a dating site?
Anyway, Anna said that she was a total gamer girl, meaning she played the Wii, Xbox, Playstation 3 and just about any other videogame system around. Her favorite games, like myself, were RPGs (role-playing games). Whenever she goes searching for fellow hot gay babes online, she said that one criterion her potential lesbian girlfriend must always meet is that she's a stunning geek.
It's times like this where I wish everybody was just bisexual. After all, I'm a stunning geek! Well, maybe not "stunning," but I'd like to think I'm attractive enough. Meanwhile, I'm certainly a video game and comic book junkie, so it's more than safe to say that I'm at least a bit of a geek. But alas, Anna and I are just not meant to be.
And I'm not just talking about how I'm a guy and she's a lesbian. I've overcome that limitation once in the past, you know! Of course, the result was catastrophic, but my point still stands! Anyway, what I'm referring to here is how Anna seemed to have found true, gay love in her partner.
So congrats to the two hot gay babes, I suppose. Being way too embarrassed to try and hit on someone else like that ever again, I think I'm going to tack meeting people at random as one of my many failed resolutions. Time to work on my other resolutions for 2011: to eat two large pizzas in one day and do 3,000 situps to burn them off. I'll give you three guesses as to which one I've already gotten started on. Here's a hint: it's pepperoni flavored.
Posted by brian at January 4, 2011 11:46 AM
