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November 17, 2006
I'm a Freak In Need of Control
I have to be one of the most indecisive people on the planet. It’s a terrible thing to suffer from. Not only does it make my life so much more difficult, it’s also a pain when it comes to dating. Apparently people find this quality “unattractive.” I figure the best way for me to find my match online is to seek out some crazy control freak.
I suppose there are certain things in a profile that would help point me towards a person who likes to hold the reins. I think the first thing I can start with is any profile with the name “mistress”:in it. Those profiles always seem to be armed with shots of scantily clad women wielding weapons or restraints. A little BDSM, anyone? Eeeek! Okay, maybe not.
Seriously, though, this means I’m left looking for female “alphas.” I hate this profile type, be they male or female, so that’s no good either.
I just have a hard time making simple decisions. I don’t need my every move dictated for me. I just need the small things dictated for me, such as what tie to wear with which suit. I’d like help deciding which movie to watch on a Friday night or what bottle of wine to take to the housewarming on Saturday. Mostly, I just want to know that when I turn on my lap top and open up my browser, that the last thing I need to do is surf to a dating site because the woman of my dreams is lying beside me. That’s one BIG decision I can’t wait to make!
Posted by CupidsReviews Doug at November 17, 2006 12:53 PM
