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July 6, 2011
I'm Dating The Best Jewish Babes
Whoever said that it's tough meeting Jewish singles online clearly isn't doing it right. I'm not even a Jew and I always have no problem meeting a sheyne meydl (that means "pretty girl" in Yiddish, by the way). In fact, next week alone I've got three consecutive nights planned on painting the town red with the best Jewish babes I've ever had the pleasure to meet!
So how did I meet these lovely gals? It was purely by luck. A friend of mine thought it was high time I settled down a bit and started dating a Jewish sweety, thinking I was spending countless nights in the beds of non-Jews. While that's technically true, it was always the same two women and the reason they weren't Jews had nothing to do with trying to date outside my religion. My buddy had just mistakenly thought I was also a Jew.
Before I knew what was happening, my email was being bombarded with notifications that I had received digital winks, roses and private messages galore. After getting the truth out of my friend, I edited the account bio to explain the misconception. Immediately, most women changed their minds, but three still wanted to hook up. Two had coffee shops and comedy movies in mind, while the third wanted the more sexual kind of hookup. I've never had a Jewish mistress before, so I decided that I'll meet up with her and see how things go.
Though to be honest, she's not the one I'm most looking forward to meeting. Some people believe that the best Jewish babes know how to steal your heart with just one look. I believe this too, because my heart literally skipped a beat once I saw her smiling profile picture. Her "about me" section implies that we both have a lot in common, too. Best of all, she says she loves to laugh, which I love most in a woman, whether she's Jewish or not.
As a result, I'm really looking forward to meeting this woman who might become my Jewish sweety. We'll be heading to my favorite coffee shop to try their new chocolate cake that she says she just can't get enough of. After that, we're going to see a comedy about a really irresponsible and selfish teacher. My third date will be similar. The reason I've decided to go out with her too is because I don't believe in putting all my dating eggs in one basket, even when it comes to going out with the best Jewish babes.
Posted by brian at July 6, 2011 2:59 AM
