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April 20, 2011
I'm Getting Jealous Of The Hot Gay Hunks
There are some seriously hot gay hunks out there. I'm secure enough in my sexuality to say that some of them are so hot that even I got tempted to join a couple of gay dating sites in the past. One such male hottie is a close friend of mine. He's got washboard abs, a great fashion sense and a killer smile. Even though he "bats for the home team," all the women still flock to him instead of me, so I'm starting to feel just a little bit jealous him.
Just so we're clear, when I say "just a little," I really mean "a heck of a frickin' lot." Maybe it's petty of me, but it's really depressing whenever a woman decides to hold out on going on a date with you in case some hot gay hunks decide they're actually bisexual or even straight. Despite some straight people's opinions, ladies and gents, it's not a choice.
Another reason I'm petty, er, jealous, is because said friend of mine met a really cool older gay dude online. They're like the perfect couple, too! They always do everything together, like going to movies, shopping and to hockey, baseball and football games. Whenever I go to meet up with my buddy, he's always accompanied by the guy he met online. They're quickly becoming inseparable.
I hate it. I mean, he's my friend, so naturally I wish him well and I hope the two make each other happy. But all the while, women keep flocking to them because of how absolutely gorgeous these two gay men are. One incredibly good-looking dude I could compete with (very poorly, but still). Two incredibly hot gay hunks, though? So far, I haven't been faring very well.
Would it be rude of me to exclude them from a party just so that I wouldn't have to compete for people's attention? Because I've been seriously considering it as of late. I suppose that's just another argument for checking out more dating sites, but eventually any woman I meet online, if the relationship goes well, is going to meet my friend.
I know what you're all thinking. "Good golly, gee, Brian! Are you seriously that insecure?" Normally the answer would be no, but when it comes to these two hot gay hunks, the answer is an emphatic yes. Even I have a crush on them!
Posted by brian at April 20, 2011 2:30 AM
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