Cupids Dating Blog

What kind of guy picks up several women on a personals website and takes them all out on the same date? More importantly, what kind of woman likes to be one of many dates for the same dude? Isn't that usually a tip-off that he's just a wee bit of a player? Well if they did realize this fact, these Spanish girls gone wild certainly didn't care.
I like to say these sexy Latin babes were able to control themselves, but they were acting so crazy that they literally began tearing up the carpet at one point (and not in a naughty-lesbian euphemism kind of way, either). One of them even hung from the chandelier. Well, until it broke off three seconds later, anyway.
The party pretty much ground to a halt for everybody else present, but these chicks were insane and didn't get the clue. When my buddy and I noticed our friend was about to leave without them, we practically tackled him and told them to take some responsibility by helping us get these Spanish girls gone wild under control. He apologized and admitted that us getting stuck with them was part of his plan, just not that they'd act so out of control.

Flabbergasted, I asked what he was referring to by a master plan. He explained that he met a beautiful Latin girl online, but that she was way too shy to meet him in person without her friends. To convince her to go on a date with him, he told her to invite all her friends to our party with her.

My other friend's heart melted when he realized our buddy was leaving to get some alone time with his new girlfriend (how the heck does one horrible party-date make them boyfriend and girlfriend?), so I was out-voted and had to let the new lovebirds part, while I tried to get her crazy friends under control. I'm glad they hit it off, though, because I seriously intend on cashing this hefty IOU. There's still puke stains on my ceiling!