Cupids Dating Blog

My plan is to find someone who enjoys using intercourse as a workout routine. That way, I can use casual playtime as my way to increase the odds of getting even more play. So far, so good. The sexy fit woman I met online loves the idea of doing the beast with two backs as an exercise routine. Unfortunately, she also loves the idea of doing another workout before getting on to the main event, but I'm not talking about foreplay here.

You see, my new workout buddy takes the idea of playing hard to get a little too literally for my tastes. She's got some sexy fantasy of being chased down, tackled and then placed on her back and boinked until she's weak in the knees. That's pretty hot, but keep in mind that she's a sexy fit woman and I'm just starting my exercise routines, so I end up being weak in the knees long before she is. As in, before I ever manage to catch her.

On the plus side, all that running around is a ton of cardio. They say if you want to have the body of a sexy guy, then the best way to lose weight is to do a lot of cardiovascular activity. That's because the more cardio you do, the more calories you burn. Meanwhile, for every 3,500 calories that you burn, you shed a pound of fat.

Doing cardio still really sucks, though. Unless it's coming from having sex, I'm really not that interested. Like I said earlier, I want a bodybuilder's physique, not to lose weight. When you're as healthy as I am, it's not about burning calories anymore, so much as making sure to lift weights more often and eat a lot of protein.

I guess I should take this as a sign that I should either be jogging more frequently or at least start looking for someone else to "work out" with, but deep down, a part of me likes the chase. It symbolizes that the harder I try, the higher my odds of having sex will be, both literally and metaphorically.