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January 26, 2011
Looking For My Sexy Bride
For some deranged reason, a friend of mine asked me why I still hadn't settled down and gotten married at my age. Because apparently, being a 26-year-old single guy is beyond old when it comes to being single, whereas a 35-year-old woman is expected to still be playing the field. Ignoring the random and bizarre double standard, I joked that it was because I still hadn't met my sexy bride yet. In response, she turned her laptop around and showed me a woman's profile picture from a sex dating site.
The reason she showed me it was because of the spectacular coincidence that was my word choice. This chick's sexy fantasy was to do it in a wedding gown (well, while wearing most of one, anyway. Hint, hint, wink, wink). As a result, the profile picture had her wearing one and posing as a sexy bride.
Giving in to what my friend was calling fate; I logged on with my account and sent her a private message. Later that night, I received a reply from her telling me to meet her at a hotel restaurant in either a tuxedo or at least one of those funny tops that have a tuxedo design on the front. Not in the mood to rent a suit, I opted for the latter. To my surprise, she not only showed up in the dress, but also with a pair of bridesmaids!
Needless to say, I was more than a little freaked out. I mean, sure, the trio were some of the best beautiful babes I ever had the joy of laying eyes upon, but is the one night stand that I showed up for only going to take place after we elope or something? Because I am not up for that!
Luckily for me, my sexy bride to be had only met them by chance. The bridesmaids had literally just come from a real wedding and saw her in her wedding gown. They walked over to see if maybe she had been left at the altar. When one of them saw my T-shirt tuxedo, she said she understood why we weren't in an actual church. Ouch!
Anyway, the bridesmaids took their leave and the two of us and we had a fun meal with plenty of awkward stares. We enjoyed being the center of attention while we ate. Then, we went upstairs for a little dessert, if you know what I mean. We never got married like my friend hoped we would, but that didn't stop my sexy bride and me from celebrating our honeymoon.
Posted by brian at January 26, 2011 2:30 AM
