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September 1, 2010
My Best Friend's Sweet Lesbian Lover
My best friend is 6'0" tall and blessed with a large chest. She's got shoulder-length blonde hair, dazzling blue eyes and warm smile that could melt your heart. Tack on an hourglass figure, amazing sense of humor and a great personality and you get one gorgeous gal who's beautiful both on the inside and on the outside. So why aren't I dating her myself, you ask? That's because being a guy, great as I am, doesn't exactly appeal to a sweet lesbian like her. That or how I'm a total cheapskate (probably both).
So where does this stunning goddess go to meet a lesbian beauty who's as great as she is? On the Internet, of course! She's actually a member of quite a few lesbian dating sites, where she's met all kinds of beautiful babes, some with more personality than others.
I remember at least one former lesbian girlfriend of hers being half as bright as a shadow. Being the sweet lesbian that she is, though, she still went on a couple of dates with her. After an excruciating three hours, my blonde beauty of a gal pal once came home to me looking like death. It seems they watched the classic "Shawshank Redemption," where her date had asked, all exasperated, "Why don't the prisoners just leave if they hate the prison so much? It's a free country, so they can leave whenever they want!" Wow. And this chick works at my bank.
One day, I stumbled into my favorite blonde shopping for sexy lingerie (don't ask me what I was doing in a lingerie store). I asked what the special occasion was, so she informed me that she was getting ready for her two-month anniversary with her current girlfriend. Apparently she was a sweet lesbian just like my blonde friend here, only twice as flexible on account of being an exotic dancer. I think she told me that last bit of information just to taunt me over how I'd be meeting another beautiful woman I'd never get the chance to date.
Anyway, I went with her to the cafe where she was to meet her girlfriend afterward and, I got to tell you, this babe was a stunner! She was just as hot as my best friend and equally fun to be around, too. I asked where they met, since my pal had told me she'd given up on dating sites after that last fiasco. Turns out she never canceled her membership, so her new girlfriend had messaged her. Being polite, my friend responded. The two instantly hit it off and are still together today, so I guess it's sometimes true that love only finds you when you stop looking for it.
Posted by brian at September 1, 2010 2:07 AM
