Cupids Dating Blog

Actually, you know what? I am a scum bucket! So even though I said I wouldn't, sit down and make yourself comfortable, because man, do I have a story for you! Maybe it's the thrill of being in costume or perhaps it's the once-a-year mentality, but for some deranged reason, I changed my profile to say that I was looking for a wild and crazy night with a cat chick and sexy schoolgirl, ending with us having lots of sex on Halloween.

Who would have possibly guessed that my sexy fantasy would actually come true? Literally within hours, I had a pair of sexy beautiful babes messaging me, saying they wanted someone who could keep up with them while they went trick and treating. No, that's not a mistake; these chicks wanted to both play naughty tricks and show off their sexy treats!

When I asked why they chose me over some else, they said they wanted to have some fun with a sexy guy who knew exactly what he wanted and wasn't afraid to take it. Of course, once we finished eating bite-sized Halloween candies off a stripper's bare breasts (did I mention they took me to a strip club? Because they totally did!), I took them back to my place.

It was a little awkward navigating my way around their smooth skin while still in costume (personal note for future years: never wear Star Wars costumes), but I'm proud to say I eventually had the catgirl purring, as well as taught the schoolgirl a lesson or two when it comes to hanky panky. I hate bragging (well, not really), but when I was younger, I never stopped trick-or-treating until I got to taste the sweetest candies. That night with my lovely pair of sexy beautiful babes was no different.