Cupids Dating Blog

Right now, I don't have chiseled abs or the most muscular definition around. In fact, instead of a complete six-pack, it's more like I'm five cans short and the sixth can's empty. I'd like to say the rest of my body resembles that dreamy, sexy guy all women chase after, but right now, only a few women chase after me. Also, it's not so much they're doing the chasing as it is they don't try as hard to avoid me when I chase after them.

Unfortunately, it feels as if all this exercise hasn't been panning out. For starters, I don't (yet) look the way I want to. For another, people can be pretty shallow when it comes to online hookups. Not that this is a bad thing, but if your goal is to quickly get some action without having to deal with relationship issues, this means people can be a lot more picky without having to worry about hurting anyone's feelings. In other words, I'm totally striking out with the hot fit babes that I've been chasing after.

I remember actually managing to get a date with a sexy fit woman at one point. She liked that I didn't have any pictures of myself that were half-naked or even fully so. She said the sense of mystery was attractive to her and it showed that I wasn't full of myself. Her opinion changed once we reached the bedroom.

The kissing and groping was passionate enough, but once my shirt was off, so was her arousal. From the over-the-clothing petting, she knew I wasn't rocking the abs department, but, unfortunately for my ego, she was flat-out disgusted once she saw my love handles. Being one of those hot fit babes who likes her men to be tall, dark, handsome and built, sporting any side flab ended up being a total deal breaker for her.

No moral to be learned this week, kiddoes, because neither of us did anything wrong. Instead, take my example as a lesson that you'll need tough skin if you're going to go after emotionless sex. That, and you should have realistic standards when going after the hotties.