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November 18, 2009
On My Way To Becoming A Fit Hottie
My parents left for Brazil to celebrate their silver wedding anniversary this morning and I just can't help but feel jealous. I really wanted to go with them and experience the beaches of Sao Paolo. I even told them I'll stay out of their way, so they can enjoy Brazil to themselves, but to no avail. Then again I know I won't be able to go because I have work and I also know that I'm still carrying a few extra pounds from pigging out on chips for a whole month. I have to hit the gym first and become a fit hottie before I can compete with a hot Latin guy.
I remember meeting a hot Latin babe once when I was out partying back in college. I was drinking by the bar when she sat next to me and ordered a White Russian. She had got skin as smooth as butter and her smile made me think of daisies in the springtime. I offered to buy her a drink and we got to talking. It turned out she was in my English literature class and she knew me. It's too bad I hadn't noticed her in class. I had been seated in the third row while she was seated near the back. After a few more drinks, we headed back to my place for a night of wrinkling the sheets. I may not have the body of a fit hottie, but I still look good. If I were to look back, I'd say my body resembles that of Ash Stymest minus the tattoos.
More nights of drinking and wild sex followed after our first meeting. It was fun at first, but we never became a couple. I was looking for someone serious and she wasn't that person. She was more interested in partying, but she did enjoy my company. Well, my attempt in Latin dating didn't go too well, but at least I gained a good friend and I'm happy now with my Jewish romance. Last time I heard from her she was a freelance writer. Oh well, I guess I'm gonna have to lose these pounds first before I go and check out the bars.. if only I were single.
Posted by regis at November 18, 2009 2:59 AM
