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October 4, 2006
Romance between Clooney and DiCaprio?
It seems that some in Hollywood would like to turn the heads of the tabloid-obsessed public. George Clooney has come out with a plan to derail the media machine that pries into the lives of the famous. Now all he has to do is make out with Leonardo DiCaprio and his plan is in motion!
Clooney recently voiced a tongue-in-cheek plot that involves dating a new Hollywood star every day, smothering the pages of Tinsel Town rags with so much fake news that even readers will have to ask themselves, ‘Am I really reading crap’? Clooney could be swooning on a park bench one night with Scarlett Johansson and then trading tongue with Bart the Bear the next night – with Bart’s trainer close by, of course. Eventually, it would seem less like people were reading Star Magazine and more like they were reading the Enquirer. Wait, is that Clooney making out with a three-headed dog-boy?
The only problem with this is that the readership of the two rags is basically the same. People would continue to read but the attention would swing to the faux-relationships they were following – and it would be the latest craze in Hollywood, for sure. All this would really do is keep Clooney’s social life abuzz – and nobody around here is worried that he isn’t leading one of the world’s most blessed lives already.
Posted by CupidsReviews Doug at October 4, 2006 9:45 AM
