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December 26, 2005
Santa Sucks for Dates
It’s the day after Christmas and Santa didn’t send me a girlfriend AGAIN! I’m beginning to think I’m on the “naughty” list. But I SWEAR I’ve been good! I held the door open for EVERYONE this year, even that skater kid who spit on my feet as he passed.
I looked after my cat – changed her litter daily and brushed her every day. I was good to the people that I did date and was as open and forthcoming as I could. And still, after all this, I didn’t get what I really wanted for Christmas. Now I’m a little sore at the ole SOB. I don’t care that he is my elder and does a bunch of good for boys and girls around the world. This year was supposed to be my year! I even saw him on Christmas Eve at my friend’s place. He was driving out the laneway as I was driving in. He had some girl beside him, but I don’t think it was Ms Claus. I think he even waved . . . or that could have been the finger. Well, farq it! I’ve had it with him! From now on, I’m going to do my own work around Christmas time. I’ll just spend more time on dating sites looking for Ms Right. The good boys and girls have a digital way to get what they want this year. Up yours Santa!
Posted by cup1d666 at December 26, 2005 3:01 PM
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Santa may not have sent you a girlfriend, but I'm here to tell you how you can increase your chances of finding one. I recently found a great site called www.RetroMatch.com. RetroMatch is a brand new site that's very different from your typical online dating sites. It's unique in that it has dating agents also known as matchmakers who review your profile, contact you to get to know you better and then work directly for you in your search for Mr. or Miss right. All you have to do is sit back and relax and wait for the matchmaker to send you your perfect match. The site is free for a basic membership and you truly have nothing to lose. It's private, discreet and best of all, all of it's members are screened by professional matchmakers. So, stop sulking and give it a try. Again, the link is www.Retromatch.com. I'd love to hear your experience and others with this site. Good luck and keep on smilin'
Posted by: Alyssa at January 9, 2006 2:08 AM
