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October 6, 2010
The Gorgeous Laughter Of A BBW Beauty
My friend told me the other day that I had no idea how tough it can be to meet someone when you're "obese" like she is. This chick wears a size eight and, up until about year ago, I was a few pounds shy of passing the overweight threshold and heading into full-on obesity myself (now I'm a few pounds shy of being skinny! Go me!), so it was really tough to ignore the urge to chew her head off. Luckily for me, when I was still a big man in regards to more than just my endowment and height, I had met more than one BBW beauty by checking out personals for larger people.
At first, I felt trapped within my weight class, as if being fat meant that I could only find other fatties. But after a couple of dates with a big babe, I started to wonder what was so wrong about. Argue all you want that I could have still gone out with skinny minnies or fit females if I believed in myself. At that point, I didn't really care because this BBW beauty was amazing!
Every guy loves it when you laugh at their jokes. It's not an arrogance thing (well, for most of us), so much as it's a reassurance deal. Nobody wants to make an ass of themselves, so when a joke we've said gets answered with silence or a weird look, we figure we've done just that. When a sincere belly laugh or giggle-fit is the result, we get an endorphin rush associated with a sense of accomplishment. Maybe it's childish insecurity, but who doesn't love making a beautiful woman smile?
But I digress. This hot BBW woman had a wonderful sense of humor (clearly defined by laughing at my jokes, as all my funny stories and witty wordplay are always hilarious, but never arrogant). Her laughter was like an angel's song and she just loved to have a good time. Being around her made me forget about by my weight problems, while I kept getting that euphoric feeling you have when you're around someone you really care about.
So why aren't we together anymore? The irony is that I made my BBW beauty laugh too damn much! Alas, I fell into the dreaded "friend zone" that every man hates so much. Moral of the story: learn to balance your inner jester with your inner charmer!
Posted by brian at October 6, 2010 2:05 AM
