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August 18, 2010
The Sexy Hot Girl Who Stole My Heart
Let me tell you about the sexy hot girl who stole my heart. I met her on a dating personals site a while back and it was love at first sight. Her photo was elegant and gorgeous, her bio was witty and showed we had a lot in common and her PMs really told me we'd hit it off if we ever met in person. And then, lucky me, the moment came where we did go on a date.
I can't recall which movie I suggested. It starred Julia Robert, Renee Zellweger, Sarah Jessica Parker or some combo of the three big romantic movie stars of the day. Her response was "we could do that or we could go see Resident Evil 3." For those not in the know, I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, unless it's a good romantic comedy that's heavy on the laughs and not some cliched romance story. I am, however, a big geek and fan of sci-fi, supernatural horror and action movies. Meanwhile, Resident Evil is a movie franchise based off a shooter video game series that's heavy on sci-fi and zombies. Needless to say, this sexy hot girl was well on her way towards being a keeper in my book.
After the movie, I then suggested the fancy, pricey as all hell restaurant down the street, but she told me she was in the mood for a burger. Found at my favorite hot dog joint, no less! Surely she must be laying it on thick to impress me, right? Actually no! Without meaning to stereotype, I find women always eat small portions ridiculously slowly in front of men in order to avoid what they consider makes them look like a pig. This sexy hot girl not only totally scarfed that burger down in no time, but also ordered another! Not that I'm a "chubby chaser" or anything, but for some reason this really put me at ease… and admittedly turned me on a bit.
I know, I know. Where am I going with this story, right? Well here's some free relationship advice for all you ladies and gents out there: always be yourself! Stop trying to put on some façade for the first date, because you'll just get stuck leaving the wrong first impression. Meanwhile, if you be yourself, when you do hit things off, you're likely to be on the way towards a loving relationship that lasted at least as long as the one I had with this sexy hot girl.
Posted by brian at August 18, 2010 2:35 AM
