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August 17, 2008
Tips On Attracting Rich Women
Truthfully, if I had any talent for attracting rich women, I wouldn't be writing this blog. I'd either want to keep the secrets to myself or I'd be too busy drinking martinis all day while sitting on the deck of a yacht to even think of doing any work. Yes, a kept man's life is the life for me. Sadly, that kind of life only exists in my imagination. All joking aside, my job here has me paying a lot of attention to Internet dating agencies, and what I've learned from thinking so much about the dating world is that the best way to attract rich women is to be a wealthy man or vice versa. For all that people say about how opposites attract, most people are attracted to people with whom they have a lot in common. That said, sometimes complementary personalities make the best relationships and there's certainly no harm in checking out a wealthy dating site.
Perhaps one of the reasons that people of similar economic background tend to pair up is because of some antiquated class consciousness. If that's the case, there are a few things you can do to fit in. For example, you should definitely be able to identify all of the various forks you might be called upon to use correctly when dining with the fabulously wealthy. Forks come in many varied shapes and sizes for various purposes. You'll commonly see appetizer forks, salad forks, fish forks, meat forks and dessert forks. You may also want to know that there are such things as carving forks and relish forks.
Yes, relish forks. The entire point of the proceeding paragraph is to point out that there are people who insist on using relish forks. This habit must surly be caused by some recessive gene that can only be preserved by carefully selecting potential mates.
I'm being silly, but what I'm trying to point out is that looking for arbitrary markers that will endear you to people all by themselves is probably the wrong way to go. Yes, some people might judge you by your knowledge of silverware, but is this really the sort of person you want to deal with on a daily basis? Sure, a lot of people who are good with money and have strong business skills might have similar personalities, but everyone has their own particular language of love, and that's what you're going to need to tap into to find your match. People are attracted to people who are interested in them, who recognize their individuality. That kind of attention might be harder for rich people to find, but that's what's necessary for any good relationship.
Posted by Leon at August 17, 2008 2:17 AM
