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Will payback actually make you feel better? It's hard to say, but you don't know unless you try, right? Sometimes, just knowing that you've made that "special" someone feel as uncomfortable as you do can be enough to put a smile on your face and help you sleep a little more soundly.

The Internet is maybe one of the best resources for getting even with someone. You can launch an all-out shock and awe campaign from the privacy of your own home with little effort, which yields effective results. Still, there are more creative ways to help you achieve your goals. They might require a little more effort, but they will be vastly more rewarding in the end.

Ready for some ideas about what you could do to bring that special someone down to the level you want them at? Let's take a look at the top five ideas for taking revenge on your ex.

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served In High Resolution

Ever take any naked pictures of your ex? They don't even have to be naked pictures - embarrassing ones will work just as well. Sharing those pictures with the world is a great opportunity to sooth your broken heart. You can send out some emails to everyone they know or just post them on any number of websites out there that exist exactly for this reason. Why stop there? Drop off a nice set of high-gloss pictures at their parent's house and let the fun begin! While you're there, you might want to drop off a nice big box of sex toys as well and tell them that you no longer want your ex's playthings them in your home.

With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemas?

You and your ex probably share some friends. Turn those mutual friends against your ex with a campaign that will have them plotting their own revenge against the offending party. Most people let their real feelings about people known at some point and everyone has said something about one of their friends that they hope will remain between the two of you. Start calling a few of your friends and during the conversations you have with them, casually drop some lines like, "Oh, I'm surprised he/she called after that thing they said about you." Wait for their curiosity to be piqued and then let them know exactly what kind of a jerk your ex really is. If you want to embellish a little bit to drive the point home, please, feel free.

Your Ex's New Career In Porn

It's entirely possible that he or she does not actually fit into this category, but why not inform the world that they are? There are many places where you could advertise exactly what and how much your ex is willing to do for money or even for free. Get your ex's email address and sign them up for a site where they tell people how they've always wanted to be the focal point of an orgy. Post their phone number and advertise their sexual services in the Classifieds section of a free website. Use lines like, "Couples welcome" and "The more the merrier." The more creative you are, the more responses they'll get!

Your Ex Has Made A Big Decision!

Ever seen those social networking sites where you can tell people all about what you've been doing for the past few years? Of course you have. They're everywhere. Create a profile for your ex on one of these sites to tell everyone know about their impending gender reassignment surgery. Let them tell the world about their experiences as a gay hustler. Better yet, have them give a long speech about their hatred of Western life and how they feel that the only true path to salvation is jihad. Getting even with your ex will never sound so sweet!

Give Your Ex Crabs

There are a couple of ways to go about this. The first and possibly the most satisfying course of action is to find a website where you can actually purchase crabs and leave them somewhere that you know your ex is bound to pick them up. If you think they were crabby when you broke up, just wait until they spend the next week scratching their heads and wondering what the hell just happened. If you can't get close enough to actually deliver some crabs, you can sign your ex up for a website that will send an email from them to several people, advising them about the STI they've passed along to them. Once again, feel free to involve your ex's parents in this endeavor. Just the email part though.

No matter which one of these ideas you test out, or even if you just get a good laugh out of these suggestions, getting even with your ex will never sound so sweet!