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December 1, 2010
Uncle Sam Only Wants The Best Of The Best Military Babes
You know how a ton of army movies and propaganda posters say they only take the best of the best? Well I just got an email from a friend of mine who told me he's been dating one of the best military babes ever. Apparently, he met her on a dating site meant for people in the army.
Or maybe it was for the navy? I wasn't really paying attention, because the guy had attached a picture of the woman he was seeing to the email in question. Oh yeah: she's definitely one of the best military babes currently in service. I'd like to go MIA with her, if you know what I mean (if you don't, basically I was making a sex joke solely for the sake of working in a horrid military pun).
She was a truly a beautiful military girl with a stunning smile and a somewhat intimidating body. On the one hand, she looked fit and sexy. On the other, she looked like she could hurl me through Panzer tank if she wanted to. Maybe the latter was just the confidence she exuded from having served consecutive tours, because it's not like she was built like a Buick or anything.
My friend said that what made her one of the best military babes he'd ever met was the fact that she was independent, caring, funny, a ton of other attributes that would make this article way too long and the fact that she was in the service. For him, serving one's country meant you were strong and compassionate. When I asked how so, he replied that it showed a level of unparalleled selflessness that couldn't be compared to anything else.
That kind of makes sense to me, since you're literally putting yourself through hell on Earth in order to protect the freedoms of millions of people you'll never even meet. So reflecting about all of this makes me thankful for my friend's countless, incredible sacrifices. I sincerely hope that he finds true military love with his new gal pal. If not, she can always go AWOL with me. Yowza, she's hot!
Posted by brian at December 1, 2010 2:21 AM
