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June 30, 2010
Want To Improve Your French Kissing Techniques? Apply Now!
You know how a ton of sex dating sites have you give yourself some sort of catchy title in order to get other users to check out your profile? Well, for longer than I'm confident enough to admit to, I hadn't been able to get any casual sex. This was while using some boring self-descriptive phrasing as my bio's hook, so since I was craving the feel of a woman's tongue in my mouth, I figured I'd try being more blunt. I made some joke about wanting to improve my french kissing techniques and, to my surprise, immediately scored messages from about a dozen beautiful babes. I guess this gives weight to the idea that confidence is a major turn-on for chicks, because after juggling all the replies, I quickly ended up with a handful of dates scheduled over the next week.
The first was with the lovely Leia. Naturally, I made the appropriate Star Wars jokes at dinner, insinuated that it was a shame she didn't have that slave girl outfit and mentioned how the princess from the movies may have had nice hair buns, but the queen sitting in front of me had beautiful ass buns. The phrasing "ass buns" failed to impress this sexy girl, but my boldness did convince her to come back to my place, so I could show her my wookie.
The second date was with a mature tease named Monica. This MILF was a total babe and came after me like a dog on a steak bone, but she quickly put me in my place before letting me show her the bone between my legs. We hit up the dance club where she drove me nuts, dancing with the other guys instead of letting me rub up against her. Once she saw I was good and jealous, she took me back to her place where we got to know each other a lot more personally. I'd give you the details, but a true gentleman doesn't reveal his french kissing techniques to just anyone.
So what's the moral of the story? Brian likes sex. That, and if you want to start meeting people online more often, you may want to consider being a lot more blunt about your desires. Play it cool, of course. You don't want to come off as a total pervert, but rest assured that anyone you meet on a sex personals site is probably there because they also want to put their french kissing techniques into action.
Posted by brian at June 30, 2010 2:46 AM
