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June 27, 2008
Wealthy People Can Find Dates Too
I don't understand wealthy people who are single. What the heck are they doing wrong? I mean, people who have tons of cash and still have trouble finding a date should maybe think about a new strategy, because it seems to me that there are plenty of people on wealthy dating sites looking for a special someone who can take care of them.
Maybe it's where they're looking, maybe it's that they're too aggressive, not aggressive enough or maybe it's just plain dumb luck, but there has to be a way for people with scads of cash to find a partner. For example, let's have a look at Donald Trump. This is one troll-looking dude, but he has been with some spectacularly beautiful women. Even Ivana Trump was once a good looking chick, you have to admit.
You have to believe that there are people out there who are willing to be that special someone for someone who's wealthy. Sometimes they're gold diggers, other times they're just people who really believe they should be living the kind of life that doesn't require as much physical exertion as others might have to lead. Either way, you can bet there's someone out there who'd be yelling "Yahoooooo" when they find their way into the league of wealthy people.
I don't mean to be crass, but I really believe that if you're one of those wealthy people that can't find a date, you don't have to be like that rich old man who married Anna Nicole Smith and marry some chick whose biggest contribution to the world is that she never seemed all that shy about taking it off. There are plenty of wonderful people out there for you, so get out there and find one on a wealthy dating site!
Posted by MarkJohn at June 27, 2008 2:20 AM
