Cupids Dating Blog

For one thing, wealthy young men such as those I want to be like (or hopefully, as I one day will become!) are always good-looking. Sure, it's probably because they work out at the gym a lot and get all sorts of cosmetic surgery, but I could be like that if I could afford their surgeons and gym trainers, too!

Ok, so I'll be the first to admit that sounds ridiculously conceited. But you know what? I don't care! My buddy told me horror stories about how he tried to seduce wealthy women all the time. Since he wasn't exactly leading a rich single life himself, it always ended catastrophically. They even have better diction than us, so he couldn't tell he was getting made fun of!

So why am I so obsessed with being able to live a rich single life? Well, unfortunately, after meeting a beautiful woman online, things didn't conclude with a happy ending. It started off great and all, but eventually we couldn't do the kinds of things she was used to. The reason was solely because my dating budget didn't reach anywhere near hers.

She had all the newest video games and Bluray movies; whereas I was still rocking my old-school Mario games and discount-bin DVDs (Conan two-pack for $7.99! Woo hoo!). She drove a black Ferrari and I drove myself nuts riding the city bus. She had the loveliest dresses and accessories, whereas I shamefully wore the same two suits over and over again.

I sometimes tend to ramble over how good it would be to lead a rich single life. I'd like to think that having the hottest, richest women coming in and out of my multiple lofts throughout Europe, Montreal and New York would be amazing, but I think deep down I know exactly what it is I'm craving. I want that one woman to settle down with and be able to call my own. Rather, that one extremely wealthy woman to settle down with and call my own. I am pretty conceited and greedy, after all.