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December 9, 2009
What To Do With A Christian Tease? Nothing.
After three weeks of dating a Catholic girl, I've managed to make it to first base and it doesn't look like my chances of hitting a home run any time soon are very good. This chick is a real Christian tease. I guess I should have anticipated this, but when chatting on one of the Christian dating sites I came across, she never mentioned her desire to wait so long. Most guys looking for some casual sex would probably never even check out dating site devoted to Christian singles, but there's just something so sweet and innocent about this girl that drives me wild.
I should mention that I'm a pseudo-Christian as well and it's not as if I'm "saving myself" until marriage, but obviously this doesn't bode well for most Christian relationships. As for as I'm concerned, it's not pre-marital sex if you don't get married! There are different degrees of devotion and this particular woman never mentioned how long she had planned to wait. So what I have on my hands is an incredibly frustrating Christian tease and I have absolutely no idea what to do about it. She's an incredibly sweet girl and I adore her personality, but as far as I'm concerned, if there's no physical intimacy it's more like we're best friends than anything else. I certainly have a hard time thinking of her as my girlfriend.
To rectify this quandary, I tested out a few strategies I hoped would help to "consummate" our status as girlfriend and boyfriend. Let me say right off the bat: none of them worked and here's why.
Strategy number one included a little alcohol to loosen up the social and religious constraints. As you may have already guessed, I'm not to sharp on the uptake when it comes to Christian women. My religious views would definitely be considered very liberal, so maybe you can excuse my naivete. For the aforementioned reasons, she is not too keen on drinking or the bar scene - so that was a no-go.
My second attempt was similarly misguided. I thought that maybe if I met the family and really became accepted into her circle, the family and friends' approval would help to sweeten the deal. Again, little did I know, it only made the situation worse. Now I was considered marriage material and there was an overwhelming amount of Christian love coming at me from all directions. Naturally that pretty much took premarital sex off the table.
I tried some other tactics, but to make a long story short, I'm out of ideas. Is there any such thing as sex with a Christian woman before marriage? I used to think so, but now I'm having serious doubts. If there is anyone who has any success stories in this department, it would be much appreciated. My Christian tease and I are still "best friends" and I think it's about time I consider breaking it off.
Posted by lucas at December 9, 2009 2:29 AM
