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June 2, 2010
Why Asian Honey Is The Sweetest Of Them All
I like to consider myself a gentleman who neither brags about his conquests nor picks favorites when it comes to ethnicity. This is because part of me considers the former to be crass, while the latter may sound just a touch prejudiced. Ladies and gents: I am an equal-opportunity lover who never kisses and tells. However, I am ashamed to admit that when it comes to Asian honey, I find the tactless oaf within me wakes up with fervor, which is why I often peruse through the Asian Dating sites.
I can't help myself. Ever since I was a wee chap of 22, I've been in constant search of an Asian honey. It all started when I met a woman in her early 40s at a local bar. It was your classic fairy tale encounter ending in true love: she was a married teacher and I was a single student. She was drinking a martini and I had a round of shots. She had a sports car and I was carrying a box of condoms in my backpack. I experienced true love with who would be the first of many older Asian women a total of four times that night.
So what is it about these gals that causes me to transform me from a humble, respectful man into an "I totally tapped that!" kind of jerk? I don't know. I honestly just don't know. Perhaps it's the flowing, dark hair or the naturally tan-like skin. Maybe it's the smile. Possibly, I'm really just a hypocrite? All I know is that I'm never as happy in bed as when I get to sample some Asian honey.
This is why I am very pleased to admit that I am currently dating an Asian angel. She's smart, witty, beautiful and shares my love of all things geeky without taking things to levels of "nerdiness" outside my comfort zone. When she talks, my heart goes all aflutter, especially when what she's talking about is how she's taking me out for Bulgogi or General Tao. Her name shall remain a secret, thank you very much, as will the decadent details of what we do beneath the covers. I'm still somewhat of a gentleman who doesn't like to brag, after all, even if I am totally tapping that.
Posted by brian at June 2, 2010 2:06 AM
