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May 26, 2010
Why I Pine For Beautiful Religious Women
A lot of the time, I'll hear friends, both male and female, warning me to stay away from beautiful religious women. They'll say "these gals are only married to God" and will therefore never put me or my needs first. Some see this as a real relationship breaker, but I tend to view that spiritual dedication as a testament to their sense of character and self-worth. It takes real strength to firmly stand by one's beliefs these days, so I know when I find someone applying that resolve to their faith, they'll also be powerful lovers for me, both in body and in soul. It's for that reason that I often find myself checking out Christian dating sites.
I know what you're thinking: in soul, maybe, but not in body because all I'm bound to find is a Christian tease. While some might be in it just for the sex, when I date a cute Christian girl, I tend to look for the complete package. So while I'm sure I've got a one-way ticket to Hell reserved for admitting this, my criterion also includes physical beauty and being good in bed. Yet it should be noted that many times both those requirements have been met.
Not all of the women I met on these sites are Christian angels. In fact, more than half of these beautiful religious women were real devils in the bedroom. I personally feel that one's faith isn't completely dictated by what's found in the Bible. Scripture, in my humble opinion, is only there as a guide. As long as you're being true to yourself and to your partner, then everything else is dictated by what you feel is right.
So when I met someone who told me that she defined sin as "honoring desire over what you know to be right," I knew I found who I was looking for. We totally clicked, both in and out of the bedroom. Her body was downright beautiful, she had a great personality and an intoxicating smile. In fact, that relationship was one of the most fulfilling I have ever experienced in all my years of online dating. So why aren't I married to this proverbial soul mate? Let's just say that not all beautiful religious women are forgiving when you skip out on Christmas dinner to watch a Star Trek marathon. What? I told you earlier that I already know I'm going to Hell.
Posted by brian at May 26, 2010 2:09 AM
